Sometimes it is the smallest things in life that seem to bother you the most. In this case, it is mice. Let me elaborate a little. My dorm seems to be infested with tiny, food stealing, fear inflicting, wall inhabiting creatures with beady little eyes. These tiny little creates strike a certain amount of fear into my heart. Yet they also illicit an undue amount of anger. Not only have they eaten through at least fifty dollars worth of food, but they have managed to cause me to second guess getting out of bed in the middle of the night. I might also mention that they keep me up in the middle of the night skitering about on my pop board ceilings (you know, the ones that can pop out in square shapes, like in office buildings). I have grown to fear that they'll eat through it or just get to heavy and fall on top of me in the night.
These creatures are becoming the bane of living on campus. I have made various departments aware but all they seem to do it put out traps. This is an infestation, I do not believe that traps will do the job. They live in the walls, the basement, and the ceiling .. While I would normally come up with something funny or witty to say about this, I have nothing.
These mice have got to go... They ate my LUNA BARS. This is war mice. You have no idea who you have made your enemy... Be afraid mice, be very afraid.
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